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# Jessica Biel Is Wearing A Neat Stripe-y Dress
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-biel-is-wearing-a-neat-stripe-y-dress-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-01T17:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-01T05:46:40.000Z
- Description: Are you happy now?!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, Elie Saab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This whole thing looks like a Breton-stripe party dress caught on fire, which honestly kind of feels like a metaphor for my life right now.

\[Photo: Getty\]