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# Jessica Biel's See-Through Pants Turned 8 This Week
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-biels-see-through-pants-turned-8-this-week-03-2021/
- Published: 2021-03-19T19:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2021-03-18T21:40:54.000Z
- Description: Happy birthday...?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

Ah yes, the era of the transparent pants, a short but important burst of nonsense that started with Vanessa Hudgens and Coachella, and mercifully -- I think -- expired shortly after Jessica Biel took them for a spin. At the time, we would joke about whether we would ever wear these even under extreme duress, and usually squawk, "NO!" Because, look at them. They're hotpants with a weak curtain. I keep accidentally typing "notpants," and that also feels true. But at *this* point in time, if the question becomes, "The universe decrees that you can safely go out to dinner and do one Covid-banned thing you've missed, BUT you have to wear these pants the entire time," a lot of us would reply, "SEND IN THE TROU."