Oscar Isaac in Prada

I like this better than his tee and jeans look from the other day, even if it was cashmere. He looks like the beautiful man on your block who has a bowling team and whom you always see at the deli carrying bags for the little old ladies who live nearby.

Jessica Chastain in Giambattista Valli

I do NOT love this white suit for anyone who isn't attending their own second courthouse wedding, but their show IS "Scenes From a Marriage," so maybe that's the thought.

Scene 1 from a marriage: "Why thank you, sir, aren't you a gentleman."

Scene 2: "Okay but when can I give this back to her? I've got skin in the 4:20 at Santa Anita."

Jessica Chastain in Versace

This is another one that looks born on her body. It's quite amazing. She looks like actual fire.

One more, apparently, this time in motion.

And then Oscar showed up and only made the proceedings MORE attractive.

And then.

AND THEN. I assume he's nuzzling her armpit, but I guess it's POSSIBLE she hissed to him that she couldn't remember if she'd put on deodorant, and this whole thing was just an extravagant way of reassuring her.

"It's okay, Jessica. You can raise your hand. You're Sure."

"Thank you, Oscar. Mission accomplished. Now HOLD ME, dammit. Hold me for a disconsolate world that just wants to feast on unadulterated sexual chemistry."

Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain Jointly Set the Internet's Loins Aflame This Weekend

To which I say, THANK YOU.