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Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

That might be the world's most glamorous bubble-wrap. But I may take back the heartiness of my earlier endorsement, because the bodice looks a cup size too snug. I basically want to hem it a few inches and rejigger the top so that it has room where it needs it and not where it doesn't (right? It's tight on the chest but not quite lying flat right above?).

Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

Seriously, this length makes her look four feet tall.

Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic at AFI Fest

And yet she's in HEELS. You'd never guess it from the other pictures because the hemline cuts her off so awkwardly. Also, her toes hate her right now.

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain Washington DC

That's just lame and half-assed, frankly. You're Jessica Chastain, not Jessica Chassis. You don't work on cars.

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain Washington DC

But your head is still fantastic. Just in case you were worried. (You weren't, I hope.)

Interfuggar: Jessica Chastain in Roksanda Ilincic and Marios Schwab
I actually might've liked the first one on somebody a foot taller. [Photos: Getty, Splash]

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