> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Jessica Chastain Opens Cannes With A Scrolldown Fug - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-chastain-opens-cannes-with-a-scrolldown-fug/ - Published: 2017-05-17T20:20:14.000Z - Updated: 2017-05-17T20:14:20.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: Cannes, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 ## Jessica Chastain in McQueen ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31467439-1495050864.jpg) 70th Cannes Film Festival - Gala Opening - "Ismael's Ghosts" red carpet Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 17 May 2017 Credit: WENN.com The way the pattern hugs her on this one [reminds me of her 2012 Oscar dress](../../oscars-well-played-jessica-chastain-02-2012), also a McQueen. And when you look at it here, you think, "Oh, well, this is going to be a colorful festival of joy and we're all going to go to sleep dreaming about it." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-684207298-1495050727.jpg) CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Jury member Jessica Chastain attends the "Ismael's Ghosts (Les Fantomes d'Ismael)" screening and Opening Gala during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) But then you see it and think, "Well, it's... is that skirt GRAY or see-through?" And you start to worry that perhaps you will not be dreaming of this in a happy way. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31467438-1495050851.jpg) 70th Cannes Film Festival - Gala Opening - "Ismael's Ghosts" red carpet Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Will Smith Where: Cannes, France When: 17 May 2017 Credit: WENN.com AND THEN BOOM. NIGHTMARES. The bodice might actually be a bit embiggening on her, the way it's cut, but we'll never know because I am too busy staring at how it makes her vagina look like it's falling off. Once again,the transparency is still ruining everything, AS IS ITS WONT. ## The Jury ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-684237802-1495050743.jpg) CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: (R-L) Jury members Will Smith, Agnes Jaoui, Paolo Sorrentino, President of the jury Pedro Almodovar and jury members Fan Bingbing, Park Chan-wook, Gabriel Yared, Maren Ade and Jessica Chastain attend the "Ismael's Ghosts (Les Fantomes d'Ismael)" screening and Opening Gala during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) Meanwhile, Fan Bingbing -- whose gown has a trace of transparency as well with some filmy front slitting, but nothing terrible -- looks like a freaking goddess in Elie Saab. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-684238840-1495050758.jpg) CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Jury member Fan Bingbing attends the "Ismael's Ghosts (Les Fantomes d'Ismael)" screening and Opening Gala during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) I LOVE the top of this. I love HER. I am so thrilled she's on the jury because I think -- to put it so gracefully -- she's going to bring the shit out of it. ## Jury photocall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31466024-1495050805.jpg) 70th Cannes Film Festival - Jury - Photocall Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Fan Bing Bing Where: Cannes, France When: 17 May 2017 Credit: WENN.com Earlier in the day, she defeated Chastain in a lipstick-off, too, although I think their skin tied for OMG What Are You Using I Need Some. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31465909-1495050787.jpg) 70th annual Cannes Film Festival - Jury - Photocall Featuring: Pedro Almodovar, Will Smith, Jessica Chastain, Fan Bing Bing Where: Cannes, United Kingdom When: 17 May 2017 Credit: John Rainford/WENN.com Fan BingBing is in a Ralph & Russo suit that is absolute perfection -- it's a tiny bit retro, like something Julia Roberts might have bought on Rodeo Drive in Pretty WOman, but also somehow appealingly timeless. It's fantastic. Chastain has on Roksanda, which I had guessed, [given that line's obsession with sleeves right now](../../mandy-moore-wears-a-very-familiar-roksanda-03-2017). I don't think it looks great on her, and I cannot imagine how annoying those things are, but I am at least thrilled she's wearing red. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31466032-1495050826.jpg) 70th Cannes Film Festival - Jury - Photocall Featuring: Pedro Almodovar, Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 17 May 2017 Credit: WENN.com I just put this in for the hair flip. I cannot resist one. Also, her shoes are quite cute. [Jessica Chastain Opens Cannes With A Scrolldown FugShe, Fan Bingbing, and Will Smith -- yes, Will Smith -- are on the jury this year.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31467439-1495050864.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-chastain-opens-cannes-with-a-scrolldown-fug-05-2017/)