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# Jessica Fugba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-fugba-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-31T18:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-31T05:56:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I thought about slapping "Fug or Fab" on this, but then I ate breakfast and my blood sugar returned to normal.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/145425764.jpg "Jessica Alba")](https://gofugyourself.com/jessica-fugba-05-2012/glamour-women-of-the-year-awards-2012-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's just a weird equation: graceful skirt + fabric groin mustache + Frederick's of Hollywood + an old VHS tapethat her dog ate. And they just don't prepare us in school for that kind of math.

\[Photo: Getty\]