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# Jessica Fugfeld
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-fugfeld-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-28T21:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-28T21:34:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

JERRY: Honey.

JESSICA: Yes?

JERRY: What. Is the DEAL. With YOUR SKIN?!?

JESSICA: It only looks crazy against of my cute neon dress.

JERRY: No! It's REAL! I saw your legs at a Yankee game! THEY WERE ON DEREK JETER'S HAND!

JESSICA: You're overreacting.

JERRY: You look like stole all four bases while you were NAKED!

JESSICA: Not true.

JERRY: TRUE. WHYYYYYYY?

JESSICA: Chill.

JERRY: I CAN'T! I ONLY HAVE TWO VOLUME SETTINGS!

JESSICA: Good point.

JERRY: PLEASE EXFOLIATE!

JESSICA: Fine.

JERRY: And while we're here... WHAT. Is the DEAL. With YOU AND GOOP?

JESSICA: Let's talk about that one at home.

\[Photo: Splash News\]