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# Jessica Fughite
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-fughite-10-2013/
- Published: 2013-10-01T19:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-01T07:28:14.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Sometimes, when I am working here, elbow-deep in the insane cray-craziness of celebrities and the ensembles they choose to put on their (generally exceptional) bods, I start to hear voices. Today, it's Cary Elwes in his greatest role ever -- you may know him as Farm Boy -- and he's looking at whatever this is that Jessica White has chose to wear and he's saying, ["Dear God, what is that *thing?"*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/182560093.xml "The Cinema Society And Johnston & Murphy Host A Screening Of Sony Pictures Classics' "Kill Your Darlings" - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=924581&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And by "that thing," he means THAT THING SHE IS WEARING, and by "Dear God, what is \[etc\]," I like to think he's wondering, as I am, LITERALLY, what it is. Because it looks like a blanket with sleeves but that doesn't exist in non-Slanket format. *Does it?* Are we moving into a world where you can buy a mini-Skanket for a saucy/comfortable night out? If so, I might be moving to Mars. I hear the Rover is hilarious and needs the company.

\[Photo: Getty\]