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# Jessica Fugstain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-fugstain-2-03-2013/
- Published: 2013-03-04T16:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-05T19:45:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Let's take a moment and remember [how great Jessica looked at the Oscars](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-well-played-jessica-chastain-2-02-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Because if that was a cool, refreshing drink of Diet Coke on a hot summer day, then this is like guzzling a tar chaser:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wenn20181294.xml "Jessica Chastain")](https://gofugyourself.com/jessica-fugstain-2-03-2013/paris-fashion-week-givenchy?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She looks like she's being pantsed by Satan himself. Or, to put it in *Clue* parlance: "Flames... on the side of my thighs..." It kills me that, because this was technically post-Oscars, it's not eligible until Fug Madness NEXT year -- and yet, it warms my soul-cockles that her 2014 campaign has begun so vigorously. If this were a movie, it would be called *National Lampoon's Executive Misbehavior*, and star Demi Moore and \[Insert Any Guy From ABC Family Here\]. And it would go straight to DVD. Where it would kill the DVD business entirely.

\[Photo: WENN\]