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Jessica Simpson
'The View' TV show, New York, USA - 05 Feb 2020
The full body snakeskin is one thing -- it's like a Gryffindor-Slytherin nighmare -- but the sunglasses really push this into a special place.
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Jessica Simpson is seen arriving at the 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' Show on January 29, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by BG017/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
She LOVES a color or pattern story, that's for sure.
in Gucci
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Jessica Simpson
'The View' TV show, New York, USA - 05 Feb 2020
She also values pants with no feet, which is amusing considering she's made so much money in her life selling shoes.
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Jessica Simpson
'Open Book' by Jessica Simpson book launch, New York, USA - 04 Feb 2020
Pause for what I assume she thinks literature grad students wear.
in Safiyaa
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Jessica Simpson
'Jimmy Kimmel Live' TV show, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jan 2020
Wearing Safiyaa
She ALSO loves separates with a big shoulder and, yes, no visible feet. There's this one from a week ago...
in Safiyaa
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson and family out and about, New York, USA - 05 Feb 2020
... and then this one from the other day, by the same designer, with a TRULY great bag. I actually like this on her and cannot fathom her lipstick selection. WHY is it baby pink. LEAN IN.
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Jessica Simpson and Maxwell Drew Johnson
Jessica Simpson and family out and about, New York, USA - 05 Feb 2020
She made her daughter available to the paps, and they didn't blur her, so that means J SImp was okay with it. And I couldn't find one where Maxwell's face was not visible. I just wanted to show you her awesome coat.
in Gucci
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Jessica Simpson at Bookends Bookshop in Ridgewood
Jessica Simpson meet and greet, New Jersey, USA - 06 Feb 2020
"Is this what people wore in high school to, like, the Quiz Bowl, and stuff? It feels right."
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Jessica Simpson wearing a Gucci coat
Jessica Simpson out and about, New York, USA - 26 Sep 2019
Oh no no no. That is a Mister Rogers sweater writ painfully large. There are so many good coats in the world, Jessica. Let one come to you.
