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# Jessifug White
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessifug-white-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-09T19:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2012-02-09T04:46:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Maybe Jessica White is a genius. Maybe Jessica White wore[ Crappic Thunder](https://gofugyourself.com/fugsica-white-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) the other night specifically to set the bar so low that it became subterranean.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/138534711.jpg "Jessica White")](https://gofugyourself.com/jessifug-white-02-2012/amfar-new-york-gala-to-kick-off-fall-2012-fashion-week-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It half-worked -- it's true that I looked at this and heaved a sigh of relief that it did not cinch at the ankles and have more ruffles than a bag of potato chips. But if that's the nicest thing I can think of to say, other than, "hey, 1984 would really dig your demi-turban," then we're still operating at a sanity deficit.

\[Photo: Getty\]