BTS - V, Suga, Jin, Jungkook, RM, Jimin, and J-Hope

So, the captions have been weirdly off lately, and therefore I don't know if the gents of BTS have been listed in the correct order (I copied and pasted). This is one of the first times they haven't seemed AS meticulously coordinated, which is interesting? Although there are still ELEMENTS that tie them all together, or at least one to another to another, then back to the first, etc.

JoJo Siwa

I hope she has that thing locked down tight.

Lil Nas X

Are those parachute pants?

Olivia Jade

Nice blouse.

Dixie D'Amelio in D&G

Admittedly, I have ignored TikTok people, but I gather she is embarking upon a singing career? And doing it in some truly goofy D&G. It was also the only outfit credited directly in Informative Caption, so I guess the word eagerly got out?

Michelle Young

Shorts are back to being truly tiny.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I love her for many reasons, one of them being that she brought her daughter to the show to see Ed Sheeran and wore a completely normal outfit even though she knew she'd have to hit the red carpet.

Saweetie

She also looks very comfortable, but don't worry, she changed into something way more involved for her performance.

Anitta

Remember that time about ten years ago when Leona Lewis wore a dress with a lip tube top? This is that dress on lip fillers.

Black Eyed Peas

I appreciate the next-level mask safety on display here.

Sofia Carson

I am NOT going to make a Violet Beauregard joke. Which I guess, in and of itself, is a Violet Beauregard joke, so zero stars for me.

The Kid LAROI

And much like Violet and blue suits, I cannot see him without making a "THE Ohio State University" joke. Which I know for a fact I have made before and will make again. They'd better have him come dot the i.

Mckenna Grace

This feels less Jingle Ball than Junior High Formal.

Bethany Joy Lenz

I cannot sign off on that skirt, especially because it has real potential to be secret pants.

Tate McRae

I don't even know. She looks like an Evel Knievel groupie who will be very sad to learn he hasn't been with us in a long time.

Tori Spelling

No, Tori. Just no. Trust me.

Saweetie

See, I told you Saweetie was saving it for the stage.

Lil Nas X

The metallic kilt suits him.

And of COURSE he has a matching hat.

Doja Cat

It cracks me up that I believe we can see her kneepads under this. I respect that choice. Very practical. You do not want to bust one of those.

Anitta

I was WONDERING when it'd become a holly jolly Christmas.

Jingle Balls Are BACK

Fill us with your spirit, Balls.