Jingle Ball 2022

Katie Holmes

This is someone chopping a bridesmaid dress in half -- justifiably, as that part is also bad on its own merits -- and then wearing her kill in public as a warning to other brides and bridesmaid dresses. I sincerely wonder if someone told her she would be standing behind a table all night, only to be seen from the waist up.

Dua Lipa

And the Dua's over here putting the "Ball" in Jingle Ball with a formal gown.

Ava Max

And this is Dua Lipa: Holiday Edit.

Dove Cameron

Meanwhile Dove Cameron is going snowboarding.

Demi Lovato

Remember the epic, important trousers that Demo Lovato previously busted out at a Jingle Ball? Demi wants you to know that the spirit of those pants lives on in her knee.

Zoey Deutch

And Zoey looks nice, and all, but can you imagine wearing this to a big radio station concert? Honestly, maybe Katie Holmes got hers sent as a dress and was like, "HELL no, I only want to let it all hang out EMOTIONALLY," and those were desperation pants.

Brooke Shields

This also looks annoying to wrangle at a concert, but at least she can dance, and pick up her bow and whip it around at people if it's required.

Claire Liz Wenrick

Her cardigan is basically JUST the arm part, but this whole outfit is perfect for this. Dance until you drop, without your arches seizing up with you.