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Rita Ora in Moschino

Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola - day one - at The O2, Peninsula Square, London Featuring: Rita Ora Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 Dec 2018 Credit: WENN.com

This is from the Moschino scribble collection that was widely believed to be a knockoff of a lesser-known Nordic designer. BOO. It makes for a lively runway show, but as a HUMAN, I don't know why people want to look like the piece of paper by your desk where you test all your pens to make sure they still work.

Marina Diamandis (aka Marina and the Diamonds)

Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Marina Diamandis, Marina and the Diamonds Where: London, United Kingdom When: 09 Dec 2018 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

I believe those might be pants. See-through nightgown pants. Maybe? The fact that we even have to ponder that question is a holiday treat indeed. But if you thought, "Well, surely that is the worst version of this outfit," then I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Ellie Goulding

Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola - day one - at The O2, Peninsula Square, London Featuring: Ellie Goulding Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 Dec 2018 Credit: WENN.com

... but Ellie was NOT going to lose this one without a fight.

Cheryl. Just Cheryl now.

Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Cheryl Tweedy, Cheryl Where: London, United Kingdom When: 09 Dec 2018 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

She could skate a short program in this to HER OWN MUSIC.

Lauren Jauregui

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Lauren Jauregui Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Dylan wore white cowboy boots in his preschool class photo which he'd borrowed from a dress-up drawer. This photo is that, but without the glee.

Halsey

Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola - day one - at The O2, Peninsula Square, London Featuring: Halsey Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 Dec 2018 Credit: WENN.com

My mother is going to be so annoyed that people are wearing shirts that hang over their hands. She used to hate when I did that in eighth grade

Katie Holmes

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Katie, are you hiding your sleeves from my mother? It's not going to work, you know.

Lennon Stella

Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola - day one - at The O2, Peninsula Square, London Featuring: Lennon Stella Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 Dec 2018 Credit: WENN.com

You read that name right: This is Lennon Stella, aka Maddie from Nashville, and sweet reader, I thought it was Megan Fox. Then I realized it totally wasn't Megan Fox, but I DID NOT put my finger on it being Lennon. She is so raven-haired and tan. And she writes things like "u tha shit" on her Instagram (and she DOES look kind of like Megan Fox in that shot). I can't. This old lady is going to go back to bed.

Madison Beer

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Madison Beer Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

I guess she's a paratrooper. That's exciting.

Sabrina Carpenter in Moschino

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Sabrina Carpenter Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

I think... she mistakenly dressed AS a jingle ball.

Meghan Trainor

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Meghan Trainor Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

The elves' Christmas party was LIT this year.

Ashley Tisdale

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Ashley Tisdale Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

She comes off as the sane, sensible adult in the room.

Dua Lipa

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Dua Lipa Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Is that the robe she takes off so she can put on the rest of her costume?

Bebe Rexha

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Bebe Rexha Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

DITTO.

Tan France

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Tan France Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Not even a French tuck can save you now, Tan.

Camila Cabello

2018 Z100's Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Camila Cabello Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Dec 2018 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

I kind of love that Camila seems so over having to walk a red carpet at a concert she's in, so she's just gonna come out in whatever the hell is comfortable. APPROVED.

The Jingle Balls are the Best at Being the Worst
Wait until you see Sabrina Carpenter and Ellie Goulding.

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