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# Joan, Jane, and Denise
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/joan-jane-and-denise/
- Published: 2020-10-27T17:45:23.000Z
- Updated: 2020-10-27T05:09:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Joan, Jane, Denise

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975051az-1603773366.jpg)

Denise apparently believes *Glow & Darkness* is a sequel to *Drop Dead Gorgeous* but about the high-stakes world of competitive square dancing.

## Joan Collins

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975219f-1603773394.jpg)

Dame Joan's flowers are great, but she strikes me as someone who would -- by the end of this event -- want to rip off those slit sleeves, and would instruct her personal assistant never to let her wear giant flapping arm capes again.

## Jane Seymour

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975219x-1603773402.jpg)

I have an important question: Is our long national nightmare of [Jane Seymour's boobs-and-butt jewelry](https://www.janeseymour.com/open-hearts-by-jane-seymour?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) over (and she's just selling off the overstock on her own website), or does she just really not believe in it and so doesn't wear it?

## Denise Richards

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975051al-1603773358.jpg)

"Y'all wanna boot-scoot or what???"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975051c-1603773378.jpg)

I realize this is a weird slide on which to make this comment, because we can't see much of her, but: Denise Richards FOR SURE has Modern Face and is going to be a really bizarre choice for historical fiction.

## Jane Seymour

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_10975051d-1603773386.jpg)

Jane thinks I am RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

## Dame Joan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/10975219i-1603773724.jpg)

Leave it to Dame Joan to wear a good mask AND gigantic earrings, regardless of how hard that is to wrangle. She's a treasure.

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