Joan, Jane, Denise
Denise apparently believes Glow & Darkness is a sequel to Drop Dead Gorgeous but about the high-stakes world of competitive square dancing.
Joan Collins
Dame Joan's flowers are great, but she strikes me as someone who would -- by the end of this event -- want to rip off those slit sleeves, and would instruct her personal assistant never to let her wear giant flapping arm capes again.
Jane Seymour
I have an important question: Is our long national nightmare of Jane Seymour's boobs-and-butt jewelry over (and she's just selling off the overstock on her own website), or does she just really not believe in it and so doesn't wear it?
Denise Richards
"Y'all wanna boot-scoot or what???"
I realize this is a weird slide on which to make this comment, because we can't see much of her, but: Denise Richards FOR SURE has Modern Face and is going to be a really bizarre choice for historical fiction.
Jane Seymour
Jane thinks I am RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
Dame Joan
Leave it to Dame Joan to wear a good mask AND gigantic earrings, regardless of how hard that is to wrangle. She's a treasure.