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Jodie Turner-Smith in Gaultier

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Jodie Turner-Smith attends the amfAR London 2025 gala at The Chancery Rosewood on October 17, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Simon Ackerman/WireImage)

She looks like the chairman of a secret society, on her way down to open the monthly meeting.

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Jodie Turner-Smith attends the amfAR London 2025 gala at The Chancery Rosewood on October 17, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

It is the Sacred Society of the Mantis Mammaries, for people who want their torsos to look like a particular insect.

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Jodie Turner-Smith attends the amfAR London 2025 gala at The Chancery Rosewood on October 17, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Simon Ackerman/WireImage)

Yes, they're still there! Although for how long? (And, no, I didn't forget the stirrup pants. I would like to.)

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Jodie Turner-Smith attends the amfAR London 2025 gala at The Chancery Rosewood on October 17, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/amfAR/Getty Images for amfAR)

And yet, it's possible changing into this was a downgrade.

Gaultier Got Jodie Turner-Smith On Board
Oh dear.

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