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# Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jodie-turner-smith-in-alfredo-martinez-at-the-white-noise-premiere/
- Published: 2022-10-03T17:45:24.000Z
- Updated: 2022-10-03T01:40:12.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

## Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

![Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13432005cd-1664758275.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13432005cd) Jodie Turner-Smith 'White Noise' premiere, New York Film Festival, USA - 30 Sep 2022

The cut of this look is, to me, objectively perplexing. HOWEVER! Were this woman to show up in a vampire movie as the head vampire attending a vampire New Year's Eve party, you WOULD be like "YES THIS WOMAN IS MY QUEEN." So....

## Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

![Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13433468bm-1664758309.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (13433468bm) Jodie Turner-Smith 'White Noise' premiere, New York Film Festival, USA - 30 Sep 2022

The cut of it is inescapably like your tube skirt is too big and it's slipping down your hips and everyone can see your bodysuit.

## Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

![Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13433468bd-1664758298.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (13433468bd) Jodie Turner-Smith 'White Noise' premiere, New York Film Festival, USA - 30 Sep 2022

The side angle works because you can't quite tell how confusing much the front looks like your tube skirt has BETRAYED YOU.

## Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

![Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13433425ck-1664758287.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13433425ck) Jodie Turner Smith 'White Noise' premiere, New York Film Festival, USA - 30 Sep 2022

And the back is great. Even if that IS a bow and not a tiny little cape.

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