Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

The cut of this look is, to me, objectively perplexing. HOWEVER! Were this woman to show up in a vampire movie as the head vampire attending a vampire New Year's Eve party, you WOULD be like "YES THIS WOMAN IS MY QUEEN." So....

Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

The cut of it is inescapably like your tube skirt is too big and it's slipping down your hips and everyone can see your bodysuit.

Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

The side angle works because you can't quite tell how confusing much the front looks like your tube skirt has BETRAYED YOU.

Jodie Turner-Smith in Alfredo Martinez at the White Noise Premiere

And the back is great. Even if that IS a bow and not a tiny little cape.

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But, you know. Make it FASHION.