JTS in Gucci

It can be hard to tell whether you like a garment when said garment is on a person this astonishing. (That little portable pedestal of sorts made me laugh; I assume it's... to help them get in or out of the boats? But I don't think I've noticed it before.) Anyway, I DO also think the dress might be great. but she is undeniably also wearing the magnificent hell out of it.

I enjoy the optical illusion it creates that she is just floating on air, no legs needed.

It also was wrangled to perfection.

Which make this such a WOMP-WOOOOMP moment. Generously, this is a modern interpretation of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" era. But I tend to land on Stompy Honeymoon.

At least she's having fun. In my head, someone just sang out, "Like a virgin," and she's replying with the appropriate, "Heyyyy!"

And there were sunglasses. I don't tend to like this style as much, but again, she's found some that she can slay.

My emotional journey here was, "Are they hotter when she's looking through them, or staring over them?"

My emotional journey HERE was, "LOOK AT HER FACE." Her earrings are massive and somewhat costumey, in what verges on a silly way, but she went for it with the confidence of a person who is like, "It's okay, my face can carry it," AND IT CAN.

"Well did I nail this or what?!?"

Truly, these are the summer vibes I wanted but did not achieve.

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