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# Joey King Changes Aesthetics Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Train
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/joey-king-changes-aesthetics-faster-than-a-speeding-bullet-train-08-2022/
- Published: 2022-08-02T15:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-02T06:58:07.000Z
- Description: Variety is the spice of her life, I suppose.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cong Tri, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/joey-king-bullet-train/)

At some point I'm sure we'll round these up into a gallery so we can see them side by side -- in fact, let's just bank on it for later this week; deal? -- but trust me when I say that Joey King has tried on all manner of different personas during this press tour. Some of them work, some don't; no matter what you think of this white number, I personally cannot muster up a feeling anywhere near as strong as [the dislike I have for *this* one](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgu7hpdPsro/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io):

I'm sure some people won't understand why I have a bee flying around in my infernal bonnet over this one, but... It starts with the hair. She's styled this bombshell Kardashian-lite latex dress with the same coif I saw everywhere at the beans' elementary schools. And she's posing with the braids pulled out and her lip jutting in a pouty way, as if to play up a childlike-yet-sexy aesthetic, and that grosses me out. ([In the second picture on this carousel](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgu68ffPzQ%5F/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), she adds a fluffy pink bag.) It's just less Cher Horowitz than horror show, for me. Joey and her stylist have done experimental things that are substantially more interesting, and I wish they'd back away from this vibe in favor of the more grown-up version.

###### \[Photos: Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock\]