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# Jolie-ly Jolied: Angelina Jolie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jolie-ly-jolied-angelina-jolie-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-05T18:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:41:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I am just so BORED.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165545846.xml "Angelina Jolie")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=779221&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's fine if you want to look like the hot new professor at Hogwarts if you ARE, in fact, the hot new professor at Hogwarts. But if you can't turn Justin Bieber into a possum or make Kim Kardashian take a six-month nap or defeat ultimate evil or make a potion that gives bad sports commentators tongue warts, then RELAX WITH THE ROBES ALL THE TIME, PLEASE, ANGE. Not least because it might confuse the hell out of your kids, who probably can't figure out why they have to do the dishes when you CLEARLY know how to make them wash themselves. Cheers in advance.

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