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# Journey to the Center of the Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/journey-to-the-center-of-the-fug-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-23T22:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-01-23T06:59:58.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

VANESSA: Hi, Josh.

JOSH: Hey, Hudge. I think you... did you just go to the bathroom?

VANESSA: No, why?

JOSH: Oh, I just... I could've sworn your skirt was tucked into your underwear.

VANESSA: No, it's just the cut of the dress.

JOSH: Wait, you WANT people to think your skirt is tucked into your underwear?

VANESSA: And YOU want people to think you're colorblind?

JOSH: You want people to think you glued sequins to a medical back brace?

VANESSA: You want people to think you're colorblind?

JOSH: You said that already.

VANESSA: It's all I have. Plus, that is a LOT going on, dude.

JOSH: Gosling would make it work.

VANESSA: Gosling would know better.

JOSH: ... Damn, you got me. Think he'll teach a class before *Hunger Games* comes out in March?

VANESSA: You'd better hope.

JOSH: Well, I'm STILL not the one dressed like the loser of a Grey Poupon challenge on a *Top Chef/Project Runway* crossover.

VANESSA: Whatever helps you sleep.

\[Photos: Getty\]