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I mean....honestly I wish someone would. Old Gaga totally would. Current Gaga, no.

Juana Martin

Juana Martin

I honestly kinda love it. Tilda Swinton?

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RIHANNA COME ON PLEASE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

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This I can actually see making an appearance on someone. Taylor Russell?

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Juana Martin

Juana Martin

Sometimes you just don't want to see anything on the right.

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Maybe Sia needs to branch out.

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I also think THIS would work on Taylor Russell.

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Juana Martin

HERE'S your Brenda and Kelly moment, writ large!!

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Juana Martin

Oooh, I actually can see this on Ashley Park.

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Jenna Ortega?

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Juana Martin

This is pretty amazing, like a cloud.

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I wish Emma Stone would.

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Juana Martin

Juana Martin

Cardi B might -- she's not afraid of a big moment.

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Juana Martin

Also possibly Cardi, actually.

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Juana Martin Couture F/W 2023

If Katy Perry would go a little more haute couture....

Can We Interest You in a Pleasantly OTT Couture Show?

Enter Juana Martin.