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Jurnee Smollett in Fendi

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Jurnee Smollett attends the "The Order" photocall during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Well, it's not black velvet, but the material does look like... some kind of cheap athleisure. I shudder to think what the price is for something so mediocre.

Jurnee Smollett

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Jurnee Smollett attends the "The Order" photocall during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

Jurnee, however, is lovely and the sunglasses are a great touch. This is the theme of thus particular Venice installment, I think.

Jurnee Smollett in custom Louis Vuitton

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Jurnee Smollett attends the "The Order" red carpet during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Cinema on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

This is major. Riddle me this: Would it be better if the satin bits were in more of a contrasting color, rather than a similar-but-different blue?

Jude Law

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Jude Law attends the 'The Order' red carpet during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Cinema on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Primo Barol/Anadolu via Getty Images)

In my head, he arrived and someone sniped at him about not wearing a tie, so he stole theirs and knotted it thusly to make a point.

Jude Law

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Jude Law attends the "The Order" photocall during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

And I don't know WHAT is going on with these shoes. I assume they're... textured, and so this is a trick of the light, and not that he just pulled them out of a dumpster?

Nicholas Hoult in Ralph Lauren

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Nicholas Hoult attends the "The Order" red carpet during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Cinema on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

"Hello. Jude did not invite me to the tanning salon. I'll be speaking firmly to him later."

Nicholas Hoult

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 31: Nicholas Hoult attends the "The Order" photocall during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

"I also feel like the bottom of this outfit is giving too much Simon Cowell."

Joe Alwyn in Gucci

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 01: Joe Alwyn attends the "The Brutalist" red carpet during the 81st Venice International Film Festival on September 01, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

Not bad, Joe, not bad.

Joe Alwyn in Gucci

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 01: Joe Alwyn attends the "The Brutalist" photocall during the 81st Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on September 01, 2024 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

Bad, Joe! BAD.

Jude and Jurnee and Joe, Oh, My
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