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# Julia Fox Has Finally Turned to Nipple Chains
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/julia-fox-has-finally-turned-to-nipple-chains-07-2023/
- Published: 2023-07-10T17:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2023-07-09T20:18:14.000Z
- Description: For which I've invented a Barbie tie-in.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

First, you may be amused that I forgot I'd downloaded this photo in the batch with *Barbie* pics from Mexico City, so when I was flipping through the folder, I got a good jolt and a giggle going from Margot's cutesy pink sunshine to NIPPLE ROSARIES. I look forward to that extension of the Barbie brand. Much like how *Schmigadoon* turned into *Schmicago*, *Barbie 2: Fifty Shades of Pink* can explore her erotic-thriller of a journey through a vampire sex cult. Get ready for the trailer to be set to a slow, emo version of "Like a Prayer," with LOTS of pauses for quick cuts of gritty temptations and heavy breathing. "I hear you call my name," the song will wail, right before Barbie screams for somebody. *Just like a dream... you are not what you seem...* and then Ken intones with menace, "Ding dong," right before yanking on one of those like a doorbell chain. Smash-cut to black. *Life is a mystery...* Damn, I wish I had pitched this before the writers went on strike.

###### \[Photo: George Pimentel/Shutterstock\]