NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 14: Julia Fox is seen on September 14, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
This is giving Kim Kardashian Went Platinum Again, and she looks hilariously bored by it all.
Julia Fox
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 08: Julia Fox attends the "Le Robo Una Rosa" Premiere after party at The House of Cannabis on September 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Alexi J. Rosenfeld/Getty Images)
That top shape is like someone took an actual pair of underpants and cut them open to make a new garment. Whoever did it cannot be trusted.
Julia Fox in Puppets and Puppets
Julia Fox at the Puppets and Puppets Spring 2024 Ready To Wear Fashion Show on September 13, 2023 in New York, New York. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)
This is actually reasonable! Her shoes are cute. And I appreciate the appearance of an actual puppet.
Julia Fox at the Puppets and Puppets Spring 2024 Ready To Wear Fashion Show on September 13, 2023 in New York, New York. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)
Naturally, she dressed her dog in an evening gown.
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 13: Julia Fox is seen on September 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
I cannot believe I have to say this, but JEANS ARE NOT SHOES.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 08: Julia Fox is seen on September 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
I don't even know what to say, other than I want man-on-the-street interviews with everyone who happened to walk past during this photoshoot. How do those pants stay put? How much crack was showing? It had to be a good inch, right? Also THINGS ARE NOT A SHIRT. You can't just glue shit to your skin and call it a garment. OUCH.
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 06: Julia Fox is seen on September 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Julia is proving those wings were a versatile, solid investment that can be worn more than once. Once again I want to interview whoever was behind her in line at 7-11.
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 10: Julia Fox is seen on September 10, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Only Juila Fox could make this seem reasonable (by surrounding it with... other Julia Foxisms).
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 06: Julia Fox is seen on September 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
So if she sells all the watches, she just walks home nude?
