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# Julia Fox Wore Her Dry-Cleaning
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/julia-fox-wore-her-dry-cleaning-10-2023/
- Published: 2023-10-19T15:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2023-10-18T18:22:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

Where's the lie? Julia IS wearing her dry cleaning. She just didn't see a need to slide her body into it first.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/10/GettyImages-1741842357-1697651636.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In London - October 17, 2023")

I mean, really, it's efficient. Why waste time with BUTTONS? And it'll just get dirty again and need dry-cleaning *again* and in THIS ECONOMY? Just hang it around your neck and call it a time-saver, sustainably enacted, reducing the use of chemicals, weather-safe, stain-resistant. Simple to change when you must go from day to night. It's like Fashion Plates. I look forward to the day I pick up my next round and the guy asks, "Do you need help loading it into you car?" and I reply, "No thank you, sir, I have a meeting, so I'll be wearing it out," before hooking it to my necklace with a blithe wave.

The next day, Julia put her clothes *around* her flesh, like some boring non-visionary normie:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/10/GettyImages-1742614011-1697651622.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In London - October 18, 2023")

I am ready for her next act as a vampire slayer. Which is another argument in favor of leaving all her white clothes behind a protective covering. All those bodily fluids! You can just *sponge* 'em off.

###### \[Photos: Rachpoot/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images\]