Julia Fox

Sweet summer child, you must hoik this. Nothing, surely, is stopping you. It is a fabric tube. Hoik it. HOIK IT.

This feels a little Dita von Teese to me. Is that the reference I'm reaching for? It's sort of Sexy Doll. But in a way that would only make sense to me if she were performing from inside a martini glass.

Julia Fox

She really has such a gorgeous face. She is just SO committed to lunacy with the rest of herself. This dress isn't even that wacky, but it looks like it was made with a prison bedsheet.

Julia and director Tony Kaye

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 07: (L-R) Julia Fox and Tony Kaye of "The Trainer" pose for a portrait during the 2025 Tribeca Festival at Spring Studio at Spring Studio on June 07, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Derballa/Getty Images)

This portrait session was a hoot. I enjoy that she ordered up a SECOND white outfit with a head covering, and that she's stepping on his face with dangerous shoes. They must have gotten along swimmingly.

with Vito

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 07: (L-R) Julia Fox and Vito Schnabel of "The Trainer" pose for a portrait during the 2025 Tribeca Festival at Spring Studio at Spring Studio on June 07, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Derballa/Getty Images)

And I laughed out loud at this one. I don't know why. It's like he emerged from under her veil. Also I've been trying to figure out who he looks like, and I came up with a combination of Tobias Menzies, Jon Bernthal, and a dash of John Corbett.

But this one? This is the winner. This is the cover of their concept album where they record ABBA covers in the style of Enya.