
This bra is from the Geordi LaForge collection.

This is Victoria's Secret Street Style.

And here we have a mermaid emerging from a primordial ooze.

By comparison, this is great. I think it helps that she's got her best eye-makeup in play here -- like, her face looks legitimately good.

This is practically a tracksuit, by her standards.

This is sort of Sexy Jetsons.

This might be my favorite? It's recognizable, comfortable garments, put together in a chic way. And yes, that DOES mean that I think she's making a puffer parachute vest look chic. What can I say? It's true.
