Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - March 29, 2024
Okay, let's start with the good. Her shoes! Cute. Her coat, not bad! The bad, though: Her pants are at 2001 Britney Spears level of ultra-low rise, and her shirt looks like a garter that took HGH. I am also not sure about the green lips. Maybe she spent the day eating ONLY green Skittles.
I was all set for this to be bonkers, but when you look at it, actually, it's ... kinda fine? That coat is neat; she just needs to hem her satin pants. I assume they were ruined fairly quickly.
For Julia, EVERY day is Halloween. And if she runs out of steam in October, at least she has this Sexy Van Helsing costume in her arsenal already.
It's giving I'm Auditioning for ANTM and I Want Them To Cast Me As the Intellectual One.
This is hilarious to me. If you are truly getting bags at LAX, you are not standing this peacefully and alone unless you waited for literally everyone else to leave before taking your bag. Or, maybe she staged it by parking at Arrivals across the street and putting any old bag on an empty carousel. It wouldn't even have to be moving. So yeah. Even though she's in sweats, this required no less effort to pull off. The paps are not routinely staking out LAX's baggage claim from the inside, either, so you know they either went carefully rogue or got permission to do it when the claim was deserted. You kooky kids.
