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Cannes 1999 23/5/99 'Ideal Husband' Cate Blandett Julianne Moore & Rupert Everett at Photocall For Closing Night Film
Cannes 1999 23/5/99
JUST DRINK IT IN. LIFE IS A LONG MOVIE.
1999
Jeremy Northam and Julianne Moore arrive at the Palais des Festivals for the closing premiere "An Ideal Husband", directed by Oliver Parker on the final evening of the 52nd Annual International Cannes Film Festival 1999. (Photo by Neil Munns - PA Images/PA Images via Getty Images)
This was for An Ideal Husband; she was nominated for a Golden Globe for both this and The End of the Affair. So she was... not on the cusp, exactly, but more like had just floored the gas pedal.
2008
Did her fairy godmother HAVE to turn two bees into straps?
2013 in Dior
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Julianne Moore attends the Opening Ceremony and 'The Great Gatsby' Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Theatre Lumiere on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Remember when I wondered if Jessica Chastain's lavender dress would be as pretty without the gust of wind? Yeah. Julianne really needed one of those right about now.
2014 in Chanel
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Julianne Moore attends the "Maps To The Stars" premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Rogaine is not for everyone.
2014 in Louis Vuitton
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Julianne Moore attends the "Mr Turner" premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I don't think these two pieces go together at all, and yet... I'm strangely not upset with it?
2015 in Armani
This is the face of a woman who knows HER charity auction is going to out-earn Muffy Whitworth-Wallace's by at least twice, thanks to her donation of a chair once sat in for five seconds by Anderson Cooper.
2015 in Givenchy
I very much want to like this, but we need to see MORE of the snakeskin-like bodice. The velvet pulls over it sloppily.
2016 in Louis Vuitton
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Apparently LV was in a real car-wash phase here.
2016
Unless it's JULIANNE who is going through that phase, dreaming hotly of spinning around in circles to whip dirt off cars.
2016 in Givenchy
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Very subtle. (And both cool, and disquieting.)
2016 in McQueen
Did they INTENTIONALLY rip her sleeves only halfway? Or was that emergency ventiltion that took place in the limo, with the aid of someone else's teeth?
2017 in Chanel
Ooh, frosty.
2017 in Louis Vuitton
She's a human handbag lining.
2017 in Louis Vuitton
Why are we even SEEING this?
2017 in Chanel
I understand if Lily Collins's Prabal Gurung -- and/or the clip-in bangs that look like she cut them herself with a butter knife -- is hijacking your attention. But Julianne IS absolutely wearing sleeves made of whatever was in her lint trap.
2018 in Givenchy
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony, France Featuring: Julianne Moore
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 08 May 2018
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Clare Waight Keller didn't do much for me at Givenchy, but this is REALLY well made.
2018 in Saint Laurent
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Yomeddine - Premiere Featuring: Julianne Moore
Where: Cannes, France
When: 09 May 2018
Credit: Euan Cherry/WENN
This dress just looks like a fabric-cutting error. The necklace is trying REALLY hard to save it.
2018
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Julianne Moore
Secret Chopard party, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 11 May 2018
I am not sure I have ever said this before, but: That is too much competing jewelry. I know she's at a Chopard party, but we don't need THAT many reminders.
2018
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Julianne Moore
'The Worth It Show' web series, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018
Every time she lies that she loved this movie, her skirt extrudes more handkerchief.
2019 in Dior
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Julianne Moore
'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019
This is fine. She's keeping it simple and letting the color do the talking, and it's a nice change from her overly fussy stuff. Like, say...
2019 in Valentino
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Julianne Moore
'The Staggering Girl' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019
Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as Gilda Ambrosio
Everything about this is awful, but I might be the maddest at the dumb sleeve length.
2019 in Louis Vuitton
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Julianne Moore
'Les Miserables' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2019
Who knew we could ever live in a place where a boxy Vuitton capelet would be a palate-cleanser for me?
2019 in Givenchy
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Julianne Moore
'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019
This is Julianne to a tee: a little bit of glitz, a little superfluous floaty drama that pushes it JUST over the top. A lot of her dresses should have given up one or two flourishes ago. In this case, she's carrying it -- and she's at Rocketman, so Elton was probably pleased. I think it's a good place to end, don't you?
