This is, quite simply, magical. It is HILARIOUS. It is like a quintuple-starched napkin tucked into her bust. It's like a boob desk. A sternum snack tray. I wouldn't be shocked if it had a cup holder.

Rendez-Vous with French Cinema's Opening Night, New York, USA - 03 Mar 2022

LOOK AT THIS. It's actually unfurling.

Rendez-Vous with French Cinema's Opening Night, New York, USA - 03 Mar 2022

When she leans forward, you can see how low the actual garment underneath must sit. I can only chortle. I am so, so delighted. Please, can she and Piper Perabo be in something together soon. IMAGINE THE PRESS TOUR.

with Claire Denis

"Wait, IS there a cup holder in there?"

OMG Juliette Binoche Is Wearing The Flying Nun

MVP! MVP!