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# July 23, 1984
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/july-23-1984/
- Published: 2024-07-23T15:45:07.000Z
- Updated: 2024-07-23T05:38:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
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## Cher

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/07/gettyimages-107983671-1721709739.jpg)

Cher (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I can't lie: I'm not a TREMENDOUS fan of Cher as a blond. And even worse, I do not think this is an updo -- you'll see the back in a minute, and I think she just maybe paid a relative to cut it with a child's safety scissors.

## with Eric Stoltz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-109562085-1721709683.jpg)

Cher and Eric Stoltz during "Grandview, USA" Premiere - July 23, 1984 at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

In 1984, he was 23 -- and about five months away from beginning to shoot Back to the Future and getting fired -- and Cher was 38\. You might think, "Wait, did they date?" The answer is that I don't know...

## Cher

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-1483874805-1721709671.jpg)

Cher and Eric Stoltz at the Grandview, USA Premiere - July 23, 1984\. Credit: (Photo by Ralph Dominquez / MediaPunch via Getty Images)

... BUT I HAVE A THEORY.

## Steven Bauer and Melanie Griffith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-82731515-1721709642.jpg)

Steven Bauer and Melanie Griffith (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Steven Bauer up there [is an actor, and Melanie's first husband](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven%5FBauer?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Melane up there is ALSO rocking a questionable quintessential '80s coif. AND a necktie AND a lace collar AND pearls. My God, it's all there.

## Michael Douglas

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-109524537-1721709730.jpg)

Michael Douglas and Diandra Douglas during "Grandview, USA" Premiere - July 23, 1984 at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Speaking of first spouses, here is Michael Douglas's. This was *Romancing the Stone* era Michael Douglas, too, which... he was real handsome.

## Janet Leigh, Jamie Lee Curtis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-109535148-1721709717.jpg)

Janet Leigh and Jamie Lee Curtis during "Grandview, USA" Premiere - July 23, 1984 at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Look at young Donna Berzatto there! This is right around the time she would've pointed to a picture of Christopher Guest in a magazine and announced she was gonna meet and marry him, which she did in December 1984.

## Jamie Lee Curtis and C. Thomas Howell

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-109535146-1721709705.jpg)

Jamie Lee Curtis and C. Thomas Howell during "Grandview, USA" Premiere - July 23, 1984 at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Did she date C. Thomas first? I don't know, but they're co-stars in the movie also. He dated famed Real Housewife Kyle Richards in the 80s, but I don't know when exactly. Back then she was known as "actress Kyle Richards." [Which was true!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle%5FRichards?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#Filmography) however, she was reportedly 18 in 1987 and C. Thomas Howell was a couple years older, so... hopefully nothing was hinky???? The dates of their pairing have been scrubbed from Wiki.

## The Police in Chicago

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-993059456-1721709653.jpg)

Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers of the Police performs on stage at Comiskey Park in Chicago, Illinois, July 23, 1984\. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)

Elsewhere, Sting was mounting the air. That is very impressive. I can get like an inch off the ground.

## Karl Lagerfeld, Jerry Hall, et al

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-478254852-1721709662.jpg)

German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld poses with models including Jerry Hall (3rdR) on July 23, 1984 at the end of the autumn-winter 1984/1985 Haute Couture collection in Paris. AFP PHOTO PIERRE GUILLAUD (Photo by PIERRE GUILLAUD / AFP) (Photo credit should read PIERRE GUILLAUD/AFP via Getty Images)

Meanwhile, Chanel was showing a couture collection. It's always crazy to me to see Karl without glasses. His face never sticks in my memory. It was JUST the sunnies.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-134936845-1721709695.jpg)

LOS ANGELES - JULY 23: Guitarist Slash's 19th birthday cake made by Canter's Deli on July 23 1984 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Marc S Canter/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

And apparently Slash turned 19 on this day?!? I mean, this cake is a good clue, at least. And so... thoughtfully decorated.

[Cher Was a Blonde 40 Years Ago On This DateWelcome to some random archival photos.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/07/gettyimages-107983671-1721709739.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cher-was-a-blonde-40-years-ago-on-this-date-07-2024/)