Dwayne Johnson

This is... off, right? The shirt seems too tight, a smidge, and the pants seem long and dowdy? They look like the kind of trousers a teenage girl would see on her dad and groan, "Ugh, you're such a DAD, Dad."

Jack Whitehall

He plays Emily's brother in the movie, and I think that a) in this he looks like the kind of charlatan who will try to sell you bone-growth tonic, and b) everything may have shrunk a SMIDGE before he put it on. Or after.

Edgar Ramirez

"Was there a khaki memo? WHOOPS. i thought it was just stumpy pants today!"

Ming Na

She is fully dressed for adventuring, except for her shoes.

Tiffany Haddish

Seriously, did this party promise to include actual jungle boating?

Lindsey Vonn

This is like the Gossip Girl version of what to wear on safari.

Sulem Calderon

She's in the movie and looks fab -- a glamorous slithery green.

Simu Liu

Simu, of Kim's Convenience, is the first man of Asian heritage to lead a Marvel film -- he's fronting Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings later this year. I applaud him for getting both the green and the khaki in there, but I don't think the outfit hangs together.

Dany Garcia

Dany is The Rock's ex-wife, who also runs their production company. That's a pretty damn amicable divorce.

John Stamis and Caitlin McHugh

These two look great. Bravo.

Marsai Martin

Lovely.

Veronica Falcon

She clearly runs the saloon at whatever jungle outpost they're all going to, and she makes her own whiskey.

Nina West

Nina (from RuPaul's Drag Race) needed a wrangler, because they got a couple shots of her from behind, but nobody did her the favor of fluffing the train so we could read it. All we can see are the alligators. Or are they crocodiles? Here is something I can promise you: I never, ever want to get close enough to EITHER of them to care what the difference is. But as Jungle Cruise outfits go... I mean, you can't argue with the accuracy of getting bitten by something nasty.

Khaki Was The Theme at the Jungle Cruise Premiere

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