> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Juno Awards - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/juno-awards/ - Published: 2026-03-31T17:45:32.000Z - Updated: 2026-04-01T07:14:11.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31 ## Nelly Furtado in Alexis Bittar ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2268972509-1774918501.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Nelly Furtado attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) This could maybe do with a necklace, but otherwise, I think this is smashing. ## Sarah McLachlan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268978590-1774918435.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Sarah McLachlan attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) It's so nice to see her. Fumbling Toward Ecstasy is SUCH a good album. And it's been long enough since I've seen one of the sad animal ads that uses "Angel" that I can finally listen to it again. ## Joni Mitchell ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268971374-1774918534.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Joni Mitchell attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) Perfect. ## Valerie Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268975403-1774918454.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Valerie Roberts attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) It's giving, "I was in bed. I forgot. The coat was an emergency decision." ## Alessia Cara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268976568-1774918472.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Alessia Cara attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) I didn't realize she was still making music. I remember when she first broke out, it felt like her brand was cargo pants. This is elegant. ## Priyanka ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268974786-1774918486.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Priyanka attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) I like imagining that when Priyanka got out of the limo, there were NO lipstick marks. ## Dre Ngozi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268972531-1774918519.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Dre Ngozi attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) THIS Barbie makes hammocks. Badly. ## Isabella Lovestory ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268970401-1774918566.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Isabella Lovestory attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) This looks like something a six-year old would have designed in 1984\. "And my purse? It's also a PHONE!!!!!" ## Tia Wood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268969392-1774918585.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Tia Wood attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) She's an indigenous artist. I wish I had the details on the outfit -- the beadwork is so intricate. ## Hayley Gene Penner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268967914-1774918614.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Hayley Gene Penner attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) Yes, this is an actual baby, and it is actually hers. She brought her three-month old. She makes her own music but is also a prolific songwriter, including "West End Girl" for Lily Allen's latest album, and songs for Eric Nam (recently on The Traitors) and Lennon Stella (Nashville). And it was her first nomination, so she probably figured, hey, I'm gonna be leaking anyway, might as well multitask. ## SadBoi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268964967-1774918645.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: SadBoi attends the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) Sadboi won Rap Album of the Year, I believe, in an outfit that looks like something a very thirsty model would have worn to a Golden Globes afterparty in, say, 2015\. It's hideous, in a tragique way. The bodice even makes a V for "vulgar." Somewhere Tim Gunn just passed out for fifteen seconds. ## Mammott and Furcorn of My Singing Monsters ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268967844-1774918599.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 29: Mammott and Furcorn of My Singing Monsters attend the 2026 JUNO Awards at TD Coliseum on March 29, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images) My face when I saw SadBoi. ## SadBoi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268899421-1774918630.jpg) HAMILTON, ONTARIO - MARCH 28: SadBoi attends the 2026 JUNO Awards Gala, presented by Music Canada, held at Hamilton Convention Centre on March 28, 2026 in Hamilton, Ontario. (Photo by Jeremychanphotography/Getty Images) It's incredible when an outfit that's groping her is a huge improvement. [The Fashion Highlights of the Juno Awards Are Mostly LowlightsYAY.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2268972509-1774918501.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fashion-highlights-of-the-juno-awards-are-mostly-lowlights-03-2026/)