LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Juno Temple attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Leon Bennett/FilmMagic)
Juno is wearing a McQueen piece that Jessica Chastain donned at TIFF; it looked like a Target knockoff then and still does. Juno is ACTUALLY wearing punk boots, whereas Jessica Chastain was kinda faking it with overlong pants, so for me that gives Juno the win. And yes, neither your eyes nor the headline deceives you...
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Juno Temple attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
... she DOES have two purses, and somehow neither one of them goes with this? I hope these aren't the packing cubes of 2021, and we're supposed to take all the contents of our massive black-hole purses and divide them up into smaller ones so that we can find everything. I would beed 43 small purses and they'd all still be a mess.
Phil Dunster
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Phil Dunster attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
We may have a LOT going on here: a navy mock turtle, a purplish pocket square, black pants, black shoes, and mustard trousers, all with a jacket that's... ecru? Blush? Keeley Jones would have a lot of thoughts about this; Jamie Tartt would have just gone shirtless under the jacket called it a night.
Natasha Lyonne
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Natasha Lyonne attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Leon Bennett/FilmMagic)
This is fine, but I think... gold shoes? Also, when is Russian Doll's second season coming to us?!? It was meant to be summer but got pushed, but from what I can tell there isn't a release date yet.
Slick Woods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Slick Woods attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Leon Bennett/FilmMagic)
There is a real precision in finding a bodysuit that frames your navel like a bullseye.
Lisa Rinna
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 26: Lisa Rinna attends the Neiman Marcus Celebrates The Launch Of Their "Celebrate Big, Love Even Bigger" Holiday Campaign With 2021 Fantasy Gift Event at Paramount Pictures Studios on October 26, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
I was going to joke that Lisa was too busy imagining a mother-daughter Dancing With The Stars run to notice that her lipstick has kind of erased her mouth altogether. (And yet at the same time, makes it look... swollen? I don't know how those two things can be true at once, but they are.) But it turns out she DID Dancing With The Stars already, in season two. But Amelia hasn't, and if it's good enough for Star Imaginary Rower Olivia Jade then surely Amelia Hamlin is next?
