Jurassic Park III Premiere

Sandra Oh

I am DEVASTATED that I don't have a full shot of this look, but doesn't the choker/sunglasses/frosted lip gloss tell the tale anyway? I want an entire feature-length film about this iteration of Sandra Oh -- who has always has glorious hair.

Giancarlo Esposito

Look at this BABY FACE! (I mean, he's 43 here but he looks like a grad student.) I don't have a full-size shot of this either, but Giancarlo Esposito here looks like he's turning to the camera in the credits of a wholesome sitcom and I LOVE IT.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (340031q) TEA LEONI WITH DAVID DUCHOVNY 'JURASSIC PARK III', FILM PREMIERE AT UNIVERSAL CITY, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 16 JUL 2001

David Duchovny here looks so handsome and carefree because he was only OCCASIONALLY showing up on The X-Files to enliven my recaps. (Or whyever he did it.) As a bit of historical background for the youngs here: Tea's cheongsam was very on-trend for 2001. I do think it is a beautiful garment.

Sam Neill

Sam Neill looks like Sam Neill!

William H Macy and Felicity Huffman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (340031c) WILLIAM H MACY WITH HIS WIFE 'JURASSIC PARK III', FILM PREMIERE AT UNIVERSAL CITY, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 16 JUL 2001

Spoiler: One of the two of you shall go to prison within the next twenty years!

Laura Harring

Laura Elena Harring (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)

This is VERY amusing.

Vanessa Williams and Andre Wiseman

Vanessa Williams & Family during Jurassic Park III Premiere - July 16, 2001 at Universal Amphitheatre in Universal City, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

Vanessa Williams's family is VERY cute. This baby is SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT. (I think this is her oldest child, Omar. He's adorable.)

Michael Jeter and Sean Blue

Actor Michael Jeter and boyfriend Sean Blue attend the 'Jurassic Park III' Universal City Premiere on July 16, 2001 at Universal Amphitheatre in Universal City, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Michael Jeter was so talented. Have you ever seen this iconic performance of his at the 1990 Tonys? It's one of the most amazing dance performances I've ever seen. I don't know why but it always makes me cry? (He did win the Tony that year.)

'Alessandro Nivola and Emily Mortimer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (340031x) ALESSANDRO NIVOLA WITH EMILY MORTIMER 'JURASSIC PARK III', FILM PREMIERE AT UNIVERSAL CITY, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 16 JUL 2001

Here's some nice trivia: They're still married! (Although they technically were not get married here.)

Jane Seymour

I'm keeping an open heart, Jane!!

Sam Elliott and daughter Cleo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Araldo Di Crollalanza/Shutterstock (340043o) Sam Elliott with wife Katharine Ross JURASSIC PARK III FILM PREMIERE, UNIVERSAL CITY, CALIFORNIA, AMERICA - JUL 2001

Everyone under 45 in 2001 owned this belt buckle, as far as I understand it.

Susan Sarandon and son Miles

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5132436e) Susan Sarandon with son Miles Jurassic Park III 07/16/01 Universal City, CA Susan Sarandon with son Miles World Premiere of Universal Pictures' and Amblin Entertainment's 'Jurassic Park III'. The Premiere was held at the Universal Amphitheatre. Photo®Berliner Studio/BEImage.net

Susan Sarandon just popped by on the way to school drop off!

Rob Lowe

And then Rob Lowe showed up!