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# Jurassic World Arrives for the New York Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jurassic-world-arrives-for-the-new-york-premiere-06-2025/
- Published: 2025-06-24T17:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2025-06-24T00:33:00.000Z
- Description: In neutrals.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

Can't you just imagine the group text?

**MAHERSHALA ALI:** Hey everybody! Just a reminder, for New York, we're all doing neutrals. Creams, greys, taupe. Elegant!

**SCARLETT JOHANSSON:** Since when?

**JONATHAN BAILEY**: No one told me this.

**RUPERT FRIEND:** Mahershala and I have texted both of you multiple times about this. Please read our texts. Remember how you both missed our scheduled group hot stone massages last week? I would have hope that would have taught you a valuable lesson.

**SCARJO:** Ugh, okay. Fine! I'll just RIP OFF the outer layer of my dress and wear the INTERNAL BUTTRESSING if that will make you happy? BUTTRESSING???

**MAHERSHALA:** It will, thanks.

**SCARJO:** But --

**RUPERT:** THANKS.

**JONATHAN**: Hey, wait - actually, this is great. I can wear my pajama bottoms! They're VERY breezy and comfy. Win-win, everyone! WIN WIN.

###### (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)