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# Justin Bieber Looks Like...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/justin-bieber-looks-like-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-31T18:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:28:49.000Z
- Description: You help decide.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

... an informant from Miami Vice.

... a guy who tells women he's got A Lot Of Friends In The Business who really want to listen to her demo tape.

... a character on The Sims.

... someone who thinks he could beat Walter White at his own game, and who would be woefully wrong about that.

... he is not, in fact, the guy of Hailey Baldwin's dreams.

... someone who says things like, "Be cool, baby," and thinks they're sexy.

... he has autographed merchandise from every single cast member of Jersey Shore.

... he really dug Dacre Montgomery in *Stranger Things*.

... he is inspiring Selena Gomez to sage out her private parts.

.. a damn f\*cking fool.

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