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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 12: Kristen Stewart is seen on March 12, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

It's the visible pelvis of her panty-hose for me!!!! Listen, inasmuch as an outfit like this can make ANY sense at all, she's working it -- even her LENSES match. But I do not know that my groin needs its own sweater.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 12: Kristen Stewart is seen in Soho on March 12, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This is like she's going to PE at Cher Horowitz's school.

in Chanel

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 09: Kristen Stewart attends the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner at The Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel on March 09, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

Now she looks like an off-duty boxer.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11:Kristen Stewart is seen at 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' on March 11, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This is where she starts to feel like she's doing some kind of capsule wardrobe shoot. That is actually a long skirt that she's holding balled up in her fist; she added a leather jacket to this outfit in another shot, and she's got her trusty kicks and... um... sheer knee socks...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 11: Kristen Stewart is seen on March 11, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

... and then she kept the skirt and the jacket and the kicks, but switched up the shirt...

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 11: Kristen Stewart is seen arriving at Late Show with Stephen Colbert Show on March 11, 2024 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

... to this one. I actually love this outfit on her, but I hope she warned CBS that the nipple might be free, because I don't know what their rules are about that on late-night shows.

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 11: Kristen Stewart is seen arriving at 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' on March 11, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Howard/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Oh, but no, she did not abandon the socks. Alas.

Ol' Kristen "Hotpants" Stewart Is Hittin' The Town
She's going micro!

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