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# Kaia Gerber Throws a Pizza Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kaia-gerber-throws-a-pizza-party-07-2026/
- Published: 2026-07-31T18:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-31T05:08:44.000Z
- Description: In GFY parlance, that is.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:34

Kaia Gerber hit London with the rest of the cast of *The Shards* \-- which includes Homer Gere, over there on the far right. Homer is the son of Richard Gere and Carey Lowell (and to me doesn't look like either of them? DNA is wild), and as you might recall, Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford were married *before* that. It must be weird to be like, "Hi! We only exist because they got divorced!" Anyway, everyone here looks pretty reasonable, and then there's Kaia over there wearing underwear and a ruffled transparent negligee. That's two for two on Shards premieres where she's gone sheer. Do we think... it's... *shards* are often made of *glass*, and *glass* makes *windows*, and *sheers* are the *windows* to the nethers? Nailed it.

###### \[Photo: Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images\]