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Kim Kardashian in Jeremy Scott and Balenciaga

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9899275c) Kim Kardashian Anastasia Karanikolaou Cosmetics Launch, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Sep 2018 WEARING VINTAGE JEREMY SCOTT BOOTS BY BALENCIAGA

Of COURSE Kim is decked out in money. That girl is as subtle as a bulldozer with her face painted on it.

Kim

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Katie Jones/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9978998m) Anthony Kapel Jones and Kim Kardashian at Variety and Rolling Stone's Criminal Justice Summit at the Jeremy Hotel in West Hollywood on November 14, 2018. Variety Criminal Justice Reform Summit, Inside, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2018

Here, Kim is at a criminal justice reform summit. I applaud her interest in the world outside her Calabasas walls, but cannot figure out why this was deemed the right time for those pants. (I ASSUME they are not boot leggings, but I sure can't tell where the shoes stop.)

Kim

Kim Kardashian and family in New York City. Featuring: Kim Kardashian, North West Where: New York City, New York, United States When: 29 Sep 2018 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com

She has spent her whole life shoehorning herself into the tightest clothes imaginable, and now her leggings are baggy?

Kylie Jenner

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It's also good that Kylie has been taking a break from the spotlight -- she's SO YOUNG and now also a mother, and I just feel like... reach for normalcy if you can, kid -- but those pants are an utter blight.

Khloe Kardashian

Fashion Nova x Cardi B Collaboration Launch Event Featuring: Khloe Kardashian Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 14 Nov 2018 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

Leggings and over-the-knee boots are always suspect, to me.

Caitlyn Jenner in Alice + Oliva

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (9879936h) Caitlyn Jenner Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet presentation, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Sep 2018

Meanwhile Caitlyn is grooving in some patterns. I like this on her; it's very smart, as the Brits would say.

Kourtney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9982966p) Larsa Pippen and Kourtney Kardashian Celebrities at Craig's Restaurant, West Hollywood, Los Angeles, USA - 16 Nov 2018

Kourt, I sincerely think you might have the worst taste of them all.

Kourtney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9960581o) Kourtney Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Nov 2018

This is at least comfortably human, but those jeans are ghastly. GHASTLY.

Kris Jenner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Odette Martin/REX/Shutterstock (9921590d) Kris Jenner Kris Jenner out and about, New York, USA - 10 Oct 2018 WEARING PRADA

Apparently NONE of them are great with fit.

Kendall Jenner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Odette Martin/REX/Shutterstock (9921783i) Kendall Jenner Kendall Jenner out and about, New York, USA - 10 Oct 2018

Lace-up leather bellbottoms ahoy, and she must love them...

Kendall Jenner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9919974c) Kendall Jenner Kendall Jenner out and about, New York, USA - 09 Oct 2018 Kendall Jenner sighting in New York WEARING UNRAVEL TROUSERS

... because she wore them again. I cannot brook with turning your pelvis into a sneaker, but on the whole she still at least looks good in the two outfits.

Kendall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9929927a) Kendall Jenner Kendall Jenner out and about, New York, USA - 11 Oct 2018 WEARING VICTORIA BECKHAM

Is this... is she planning to drop trou later to reveal a whole other half to this?

Kendall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9885388d) Kendall Jenner Kendall Jenner out and about, London Fashion Week, UK - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING CALVIN KLEIN TROUSERS BOOTS BY KURT GEIGER

AGAIN WITH THE FIT. That top is all wrong, and if it's mishandling a freaking runway model, HOW SMALL MUST IT BE?

in Off-White

Exclusive In the UK: Premium Rates Apply WEBSITE: £50 per picture. PRINT: call your Account Manager for pricing Mandatory Credit: Photo by Madison Voelkel/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9903731t) Kendall Jenner Exclusive - Off-White Dinner, Spring Summer 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 27 Sep 2018 WEARING NINA RICCI SHOES BY YEEZY

I'm too tired to argue with this.

Kendall in Dundas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9980962i) Kendall Jenner Chaos Sixtynine x L'oscar party, London, UK - 15 Nov 2018 Wearing Dundas same outfit as catwalk model *9733015am and Blanca Padilla

Marigold is a great color on her. I actually like this until we get to the plastic footwear, which make me miss Stuart Weitzman Nudists, which I never thought possible.

Kendall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marc Patrick/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9977516eo) Kendall Jenner #REVOLVEawards, Arrivals, Las Vegas, USA - 09 Nov 2018

And these are EVEN WORSE. WHAT. Way to ruin an otherwise sane cocktail frock, Kendall. Nothing gold can stay.

Kendall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mohammed Mosteghanemi/REX/Shutterstock (9879268e) Kendall Jenner arrives at her hotel Hotel in Paris Kendall Jenner out and about, Paris, France - 11 Sep 2018 WEARING LONGCHAMP

I assume this is Longchamp, because she wore it a day before (or after?) a very very very similar ensemble in purple suede. It wasn't worth it EITHER TIME, Kendall.

Hey, It's the Kard-Jenners! I Almost Forgot About Them!
And on balance they look more reasonable than usual.

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