Kim
Those shoes feel tartly refreshing, like a hit of lemon juice in your water. There isn't much to them -- they're almost dancing shoes; I could see her putting them on to learn the mambo with Patrick Swayze -- but they are, dare I say it, SENSIBLE. It's a first! The dress itself looks like someone put mustard on her motion-capture suit, but whatever, on balance this all feels like a near-victory.
Kourtney Kardashian
Congratulations to Kourtney Kardashian for picking a pink slipdress that still made sure we could all see her underwear.
Kendall Jenner
"I'm trying to go incognito. Is it working?"
Khloe Kardashian
"I am ALSO trying to go incognito. IS IT WORKING BETTER?" The answer of course is yes, thanks to the fact that Khloe suddenly looks like blond Kendall. That is, when she's not looking like a random blond Kardashian kousin nobody knew existed.
Larsa Pippen
This is not a Kardashian, although if I had told you she was Kartier Kardashian, the aforementioned lookalike long-lost kousin who turned up just in time to shake up the whole social scene in Sweet Valley -- whoops, I mean, Calabasas -- then you probably would have accepted that at face value. Face being the operative word. It feels like 70 percent of the known Kard associates also look vaguely like them.