> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Late-Night (Mostly) Kandid Fugs: Kim Kardashian In Europe - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kasual-fuggerday-kim-kardashian-in-europe/ - Published: 2014-05-24T04:00:03.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:24.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashian_kim_chp_052014_51421558.xml) So apparently they took North shopping at Givenchy, as you do. I keep thinking Kim is topless at first, because that shirt is so matched to her skin tone. In fact, her entire outfit looks like a body-shaper that she's trying to use as real clothes. Which is not something I would put past her, except that she usually prefers to spend several thousand more dollars on her garments. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashians_kim_chp_052214_51424985.xml) Oh, leather shirt dress. I'll be honest, it's kind of cool. Kim Kardashian, though, is ENTIRELY a comparative science. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashian_west_chp_052114_51423405.xml) This was at the Maison Martin Margiela showroom. I wonder if she's trying to drum up gossip about who'll make her wedding dress. Or, you know, all four things she'll probably wear on the day, because it's so passe not to have wardrobe changes (SIGH). But let's be real: This dress is ridiculous. It's way too low on her. There is NO WAY her boobs don't want to rebel their way right out of it. ## Kim Kardashian & Kanye West ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashian_west_chp_051914_51420009.xml) That TANK TOP. The STRUGGLE of her chest against it. I was going to write a Kanye rap, but he's speechless. He's giving her chest a moment of pitying silence. ## Kim and Kanye ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kim_kardashian_spl765862_011.xml) "WHAT, YOU MEAN WE BOTH WENT WITH CLEAVAGE? WELL DAMN ONE OF US IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO UP AND CHANGE. NUDGE NUDGE, KIMBERLY. LOVE HONOR AND OBEY ME. THANKEE." ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashian_west_chp_052314_51426374.xml) "Sometimes I have thoughts and feelings, too. Like, why are they called diapers? What are teeth, REALLY? Why does Kanye rhyme with Geico so much? Nobody ever wants to hear it." ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_chp_kardashian_friends_052214_51425720.xml) And then Kim wore this, which... looks like maybe Balmain? But I am terrible at these things. She looks like an enameled box. ## Kim Kardashian bachelorette party ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spl765454_016.xml) This was the most ridiculous event. It was a "night tour" of Paris that basically involved making sure all her random friends -- I spy LaLa Anthony and Brittny Gastineau (she's next to Kim in the HIDEOUS HIDEOUS JUMPSUIT) -- get photographed. They went to the Eiffel Tower and walked past the Louvre, and posed for pics and whatnot, and the whole thing is like she arranged one giant photo op for her less famous friends who kind of want a boost. Even her sisters aren't there. NONE of them are along for this ride, which is how you know it's EXTRA LAME and probably not even any kind of real bachelorette party. ## Brittny Gastineau ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_chp_kardashian_friends_052214_51425723.xml) Let's just dwell for a second on the HIDEOUS FACE-NUMBING ULTIMATE EVIL that is Brittny's jumpsuit. I only even know who she is because she had a reality show on E! for a year in 2005-2006, and that was GFY's early days, and so we saw rather a lot of her. Fortunately, not so much since, UNTIL RIGHT NOW. Someone is deeply hungry. DON'T FEED IT AND MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY. [Late-Night (Mostly) Kandid Fugs: Kim Kardashian In EuropeThe wedding is supposedly on Saturday; Kim has been doing a lot of meandering and shopping and cleavage-ing in the run-up to it. As you'd expect. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ffn_kardashian_kim_chp_052014_51421558.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kasual-fuggerday-kim-kardashian-in-europe-05-2014/)