52281285 TV personality Khloe Kardashian was spotted leaving a studio dressed in a blue sequin jogging suit in Westlake, California on January 12, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
There is nothing more Kardashian to me than a blue sequined sweatsuit and fur slides. It's just... poetically them. They wear so much stuff that seems aggressively uncomfortable, and then one of the few times they're in leisure-wear, they pick the least potentially comfortable version of it (there is nothing particularly soothing to me about sitting in sequins).
Kourtney Kardashian
52272259 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian take her son Mason to his weekly art class in Los Angeles, California on January 3, 2016. The pair just returned from a winter vacation in Colorado with the rest of their family and Mason is excited to get back to his class. Mason also brought along a toy gun he got while on vacation. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Kourtney, meanwhile, is kleaving to jeans that are rotting off of her body.
Kourtney Kardashian
52279670 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is seen leaving a studio with her bodyguard in Los Angeles, California on January 10, 2017. Yesterday Kourtney threw a 'Fast And Furious' themed birthday party for her sons Mason and Reign who share a birthday on December 14th. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Case in point: Is this the same pair of jeans, but with that knee strip now town away? Or is it an entirely different pair of distressed jeans?
Kim Kardashian
52272561 Reality star and busy mom Kim Kardashian is spotted out and about in Bel Air, California with friends on January 4, 2017. Kim, who could be seen rocking some very torn jeans during the outing, recently made her triumphant return to Instagram this week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Speaking of distressed. And I didn't mean that as a joke about her mental state, either, but while I'm here: I know there are a lot of people saying they faked that whole robbery, but among a whole other slew of reasons I feel like that's unlikely, one is that I don't know that the Kim Kardashian of Yore would want to be seen THIS undone in public unless she was really giving fewer and fewer f*cks these days. Which is what I imagine really might happen after a traumatic event.
52272567 Reality star and busy mom Kim Kardashian is spotted out and about in Bel Air, California with friends on January 4, 2017. Kim, who could be seen rocking some very torn jeans during the outing, recently made her triumphant return to Instagram this week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
They are just so bad, y'all. They're SO AWFUL. They look like the mask Meatface made in American Horror Story 2, except instead of skin, it's denim being slapped together hastily. And that she's wearing it with clear plastic heels... This cannot be for publicity.
Kourtney Kardashian
52262917 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her son Mason Disick head to art class in Woodland Hills, California on December 20, 2016. There have been new rumors that Kourtney may have sparked a romance with a model Younes Bendjima. (ET) Reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her son Mason Disick head to art class in Woodland Hills, California on December 20, 2016. There have been new rumors that Kourtney may have sparked a romance with a model Younes Bendjima. (ET) FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Nor should this be.
Kourtney Kardashian
52278131 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian rocks an all red ensemble while celebrating her friend's birthday at Lovis Restaurant in Calabasas, California on January 9, 2017. It's back to business as usual for Kourtney who recently returned from a winter getaway in Aspen. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Kourtney wore this to a friend's birthday party, so...I guess per the shopping bag behind her, THESE are her party pants.
Caitlyn Jenner
52275191 Reality star Caitlyn Jenner was attends an event in Santa Monica, California on January 7, 2017. She was escorted in by someone, who held an umbrella for her. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
She looks very nice. I've read stories recently that Caitlyn might attend the Trump inauguration, and many in the trans community (and other communities) see that as a bridge too far and at odds with the activism to which she's paying lip service. It'll be interesting to see how all that unfolds.
Kendall Jenner
52267699 Model Kendall Jenner is spotted out shopping at XIV Karats Ltd in Beverly Hills, California on December 28, 2016. Kendall was looking to score some of those after Christmas deals at the popular jewelry store. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Kendall is still peddling 1970s-style denim.
Khloe Kardashian
52273402 Reality star Khloe Kardashian is seen arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on January 5, 2017. Khloe stated in a recent interview that she is in love with boyfriend Tristan Thompson and is the happiest she's been in years. ***NO FRANCE, NO GERMANY, NO LATIN AMERICA, NO SPAIN, NO PORTUGAL*** FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: SEE CAPTION FOR RESTRICTIONS
It IS nice seeing a famous person come off a plane LOOKING like they came off a plane, and not like they spent three hours in the airline lounge beautifying first.
Kim Kardashian
52280607 Reality stars Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick are seen departing on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on January 11, 2017. Kim got some good news this week in that French authorities have arrested numerous suspects from when she was robbed last year in Paris. ***NO FRANCE, NO GERMANY, NO LATIN AMERICA, NO SPAIN, NO PORTUGAL*** FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: SEE CAPTION FOR RESTRICTIONS
Kim wore these on a flight, and they are so enormous and weird that it's like she's walking around in a sleep mask. Or that she just got her pupils dilated. She also... might be wearing a fake lip ring? (I assume she would never puncture her face permanently.)
Kylie Jenner
52279802 TV personality Kylie Jenner drew quite a crowd as she was escorted into Catch restaurant in West Hollywood, California on January 10, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I decided not to leave Kylie out, so let's revisit the Balmain blemish she wore the other night. It is just as bad out in the wild as it was on the red carpet. I feel like Kim is all, "Oh, gee, sorry Olivier, I'm... still staying inside, so... gosh, can't wear it. Call Kylie."
