Kate Mara in Armani

Oooh, I really like this. It's SO sparkly that it looks almost liquid.

Rooney Mara in custom Louis Vuitton

I'm not sure a custom dress should squeeze her boob out through the armhole. I also appreciate that the big funereal blooms at the bottom are a lot more unusual than she'd normally wear. I support it.

They seem to be enjoying this so much. Also they're posing like the Olsen Twins used to. Maybe they studied Ashley and MK and it rubbed off.

Orlando Bloom

This is fine. He seemed boyish for SUCH a long time and I feel like suddenly he looks like he's... well, 49, which is his age. This is not a bad thing, by the way.

Domhnall Gleeson

I laughed out loud at this photo. It looks like someone's using shadows to make a giant thumbs-down behind him. Who among us could or would BOO Domhnall Gleeson, I ask you?!?

Domhnall Gleeson

All of this reminds me that season two of "The Paper" ought to be turning up soon.

Orlando Bloom

I guess no one's doing socks right now. Personally, I vote for whimsical hosiery.

Kate Mara

I have studied this too closely, and it appears to be a bodysuit with a dress over it that has large see-through patches? Or maybe they're connected, but if you stare through her thighs, you see the leotard of it all. It also looks... furry? Perhaps it's fungal.

Rooney Mara

Always black, white, or beige with this one. Imagine if EITHER of these pieces had been swapped out with something colorful, or patterned, or not made of a material typically gauged by thread count.

Kate and Rooney

SMOOSH. I like Kate's triple braid. And the fact that Rooney seems more relaxed than I've EVER seen her on a red carpet.

The Mara Sisters Finally Get to Promote a Movie Together

It's called Bucking Fastard.