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# Kate Beckinsale Is Both Festive AND Funereal!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-beckinsale-is-both-festive-and-funereal-03-2019/
- Published: 2019-03-04T21:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2019-03-04T17:42:09.000Z
- Description: ...festnereal?
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

This feels like exactly what you'd wear if you lived in a soap opera, and you were running a long con that involved posing as the helpless, orphaned ward of a wealthy man with poor eyesight who believed you to be, for far longer than was technically possible, a child, and who had recently died, and you were faced with the seemingly impossible task of convincing the executor of his will that you were, in fact, merely twelve years old. If anyone can do it, it's you, Kate!

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