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# Kate Beckinsale Looks Like the Star of an 80s Soap
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-beckinsale-looks-like-the-star-of-an-80s-soap-01-2019/
- Published: 2019-01-25T20:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2019-01-25T02:21:44.000Z
- Description: Throw some vases, Kate!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Don't get it twisted: This woman IS going to confront you at a charity gala about the way you so uncouthly took over her oil empire, and then she IS going to push you into a fountain as violins swell and the credits roll right over your dripping mascara and ruined updo. Consider yourself forewarned!

###### \[Photo: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com\]