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Gabrielle Union, Sterling K. Brown, Kate Hudson
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
Kate is SO into fabric right now. As in, she's wearing so much of it. I kind of wish she'd worn this with Doc Marten boots and just been like, "Yes, I AM the cool new art teacher in 1995 at your school, what of it"
Gabrielle
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Gabrielle Union, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
Meanwhile, here is a better look at Gabrielle, who is giving as much heat to those shorts as is humanly possible and yet she should also consider throwing them and the shoes out of a plane.
Haley Bennett
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Haley Bennett, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
"Twenty-three mice made this dress," Haley is thinking, "and not ONE of them was sober."
Halston Sage
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Halston Sage, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
This is from the Sweaters My Grandmother Bought Me collection.
Jaime King
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Jaime King, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
Scrolldown alert: This was SO PROMISING until the socks. Although if I can cover the dire state of my pedicure thusly and still call myself fancy, well.... no, never mind, I can't do it.
Jaimie Alexander
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Jaimie Alexander
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
I like this, but the way it's fitting on her makes the slit look... reluctant. I'd have liked it better with a looser skirt.
Joe Keery
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Joe Keery, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
Joe ALSO has fit issues. Although I guess what's the point of lending Jaime King your socks if your pants aren't short enough for people to know it?
Mandy Moore
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Mandy Moore, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
I..... oof. Mandy HERSELF looks so cute and happy, and it makes me not entirely dislike this on her, but I need to step away and acknowledge that objectively that thing is inspired by old pea soup and possibly even older Pyrex.
Portia Doubleday
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Portia Doubleday, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
This is one of the better outfits, but I'm concerned someone just told her that if she dares move or speak they will drop her phone in the toilet.
Aubrey Plaza and Zoey Deutch
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Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
They both look lovely, although it's time to retire the Rockstuds, Zoey.
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
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Bella Heathcote, wearing Valentino
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
This is A LOT.
Dita von Teese and Marisa Tomei
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Dita Von Teese, Marissa Tomei
Valentino and Instyle Cocktail Party, Sunset Tower, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Oct 2017
I am so sad I could not eavesdrop on whatever this conversation was.